Power Pop 101

Although I've never been one for all of these sub-genre's that people put out, such as post-grunge/metal or punkindiemo, there are a few that actually make sense. Somewhere in between the melodies of The Beach Boys, the crunching power chords of The Who, and the brilliance of The Beatles lies a genre known as power pop. Although it is often considered to be a synonym for "100% pure cheese", power pop is strong on melody and often tackles serious topics such as chasing girls and breaking up with them. Early on, it was quite easy to distinguish the power pop bands around (Cheap Trick, Badfinger, The Raspberries, Big Star, etc.), it's not as easy in today's music world. So many bands have incorporated a little power pop into their sound, that it is often considered to no longer exist. Don't worry boys and girls, it is still going strong today. These are 10 power pop albums I find to be essential (in order of release):

#1 Record by Big Star (1972)
Big Star is probably the most critically acclaimed band in the power pop genre. They put out three legendary albums, most notably their debut album, #1 Record. From start to finish, this album is a masterpiece that most people will never hear. Go out and buy this album and it comes with their second album, Radio City, which is also fantastic. You won't regret your decision.

Out of the Blue by Electric Light Orchestra (1977)
ELO is not one of the better power pop bands, they are also perhaps the cheesiest rock band in history. Full of orchestral arrangements, falsetto vocals, and goofy lyrics, this double album is a true delight. "Turn To Stone" and "Mr. Blue Sky" will draw you in and songs like "It's Over" and "Jungle" will keep you coming back for more.

Heaven Tonight by Cheap Trick (1978)
Cheap Trick is often remembered more for releasing many disappointing albums in the 80s, but had they quit after this album, they would be legendary. Heaven Tonight is where it all came together. The off kilter humor from their self-titled debut met the sweet harmonies from In Color. "Surrender" is one of the greatest rock and roll anthems ever written, while "Heaven Tonight" and "Auf Weidersehen" are two of their finest songs.

Pleasant Dreams by The Ramones (1981)
This album, for one reason or another, is not considered by many as one of the Ramones finer moments. However, this is their last album that truly focused on hooks, and it works brilliantly. Joey Ramone's vocals are as good as ever, and although at times the production is a little slick, this album more than holds up today.

Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet (1991)
Matthew Sweet is the essential power popper of the 90s. Album after album he establishes a new sound, but his finest still to this day is Girlfriend. Guitar driven songs such as "Girlfriend" mesh with beautiful ballads like "You Don't Love Me" to make a sound all his own. It's a shame that Sweet isn't given the credit he deserves.

Rockin' The Suburbs by Ben Folds (2001)
Ben Folds dropped his band and went on to make one of the most genuinely enjoyable albums I have ever heard. Making sure his dorky sense of humor still set the tone, he was able to incorporate Beach Boy harmonies that I like to think Brian Wilson would be proud of. Often considered the leader of the geeks, Folds was able to live up to the title of the album.

Underneath by The Verve Pipe (2001)
The Verve Pipe went back to their roots, focusing on simplicity and good times, rather than keeping up with the current trends, and the outcome was something special. Brian Vander Ark and Donny Brown split songwriting duties to give this album a nice balance, while Vander Ark's vocals are simply breathtaking.

Welcome Interstate Managers by Fountains Of Wayne (2003)
Fountains of Wayne are the essential power pop band of right now. Although they will always be remembered for their one big hit, "Stacy's Mom", this album is much more than that. Songwriters Adam Schlesinger and Chris Collingwood are those two guys in high school who sat in the back of class and made fun of everything going on in the world around them. These two can make a pop song about any topic, and if you don't believe me, listen to "All Kinds Of Time".

Hearts On Parade by American Hi-Fi (2005)
Without question, this is the cheesiest album in years. Full of pop culture references and songs about heartache, American Hi-Fi simplified their sound to make a fun summer album that demands to be listened to on a sunny day with the windows rolled down. Most may find this album to be a tad too cheesy, even though that is part of it's charm.

Everything In Transit by Jack's Mannequin (2005)
As the album cover gives away, Everything In Transit is a sunny album. Andrew McMahon takes the sound he developed with former band Something Corporate and perfects it by using the guitar to spice things up, rather than as the main course. This is one of those albums that grows on you quicker than a horrible STD, with each listen getting better than the last.

NHL Playoff Preview

o The start of a new baseball season means that spring is in the air. It also is time for my favorite playoff season of all to start: The Stanley Cup Playoffs. I am sure that poker reruns and arena football will get better ratings, but still the action on the ice in my opinion is still phenomenal. After a year with no Stanley Cup awarded I am extremely excited for this playoff season to get started, even since my three favorite teams the Columbus Blue Jackets, Toronto Maple Leafs, and Vancouver Canucks will not be in the post season. So without anymore build up here are my first round picks.

Western Conference

Detroit Red Wings (1) Vs Edmonton Oilers (8)

Detroit will win because they have to much offensive firepower for Edmonton to contain as they had eight players with at least 20 goals. Detroit has unbelievable special teams so if Edmonton takes stupid penalties, there is a good chance the wings will find the back of the net while on the power play. The one real question Detroit has is in net with Manny Legace and Chris Osgood, however I would still take both of them over Dwayne Roloson who is Edmonton’s goalie.
Edmonton will win because Dwayne Roloson some how pulls a J.S. Giguere and stands on his head. Edmonton will have a great home crowd for games 3 and 4, so it is imperative that they get off to a good start to keep them in the game.
Players who need to step up: Chris Pronger(EDM) and Henrik Zetterberg(Det)
Prediction: As much as I want to pick Edmonton, I just can’t do it. I think each game will be close, but Detroit will win in six hard fought games.

Dallas Stars(2) Vs Colorado Avalanche(7)

Dallas will win because they have Marty Turco, Mike Modano, and Sergei Zubov. Dallas is better at every position then Colorado is, and that will add up as the series moves on. Colorado has too many injuries to overcome, and they have played inconsistent the entire year.
Colorado will win because they are due to play consistent hockey for once this season. I will never count out Joe Sakic, as he is an incredibly clutch playoff performer.
Players who need to step up: Jere Lehtinen(Dal) and Alex Tanguay(Col)
Prediction: A few years ago these two teams were competing in the conference finals, now because of a salary cap, Colorado was lucky to make the playoffs. Dallas does everything just a little better then Colorado so I say Dallas in 5 games.

Calgary Flames(3) Vs Anaheim Mighty Ducks(6)

Calgary will win because they know how to play playoff hockey. They do an excellent job at clogging up the neutral zone, sitting back and waiting for you to make a costly mistake. They also have Miikka Kiprusoff who can steal one or two games in any series.
Anaheim will win because they play pretty much the same style of hockey as Calgary. Both teams know that it works, as they have made the finals in the last two years. Teemu Selanne has been phenomenal this season, and the Ducks need that continue if they want to move on to the next round.
Players who need to step up: Jarome Iginla (CAL) and Teemu Selanne(ANA)
Prediction: I think this series is the toughest to call in the western conference. Both teams play the same style. Anaheim has been one of the best teams in the league since the Olympic break. I think the first goal of the game is critical as it could be the only one scored. As simple as it is, which ever goaltender plays better, his team will win. I think Anaheim had a hell of year, but is a little young to oust the defending Western Conference Champions. Calgary in 7 games.

Nashville Predators(4) Vs San Jose Sharks(5)

Nashville will win because they have home ice advantage, and they got taste two years ago what playoff hockey is all about. Nashville has lots of speed, and had the ability to win a game 1-0 or 2-1. Without all star goalie Tomas Vokoun that is going to be a tall challenge for the predators.
San Jose will win because they have Joe Thorton who led the league in points and Jonathan Cheechoo who led the league in goals. These two guys along with Patrick Marleau will make life difficult for the Nashville defense.
Prediction: San Jose is playing too good right now not to win. If Nashville had Vokoun, I may be inclined to pick them, but with a youngster in net I have to go with the Sharks in 6 games.

Eastern Conference

Ottawa Senators(1) Vs Tampa Bay Lightning(8)

If Toronto somehow snuck up to the eight spot I would have picked them to beat Ottawa just because they do not lose to them in the playoffs. I think the defending Stanley Cup champions will give Ottawa some trouble, but too much offensive fire power will help the Senators prevail in 5 games.

Carolina Hurricanes(2) Vs Montreal Canadians(7)
This is my upset of the first round. Carolina had a magical regular season but I don’t see that translating into the playoffs. I think Montreal if they get stellar goaltending from whoever they decide upon will get enough timely goal scoring to win in 7 games.

New Jersey Devils(3) Vs New York Rangers(6)

It is so good to have the New York Rangers back in the playoffs. I think this will be the most intense series on the east side of the bracket. The Devils have won 11 games in a row to end the season, and have the great Martin Brodeur in net. Jarmoir Jagr has had a phenomenal regular season but his play alone won’t be enough to beat the team oriented Devils who will win in 6 games.

Buffalo Sabres(4) Vs Philadelphia Flyers(5)

The key to this series is simple whichever goaltender plays better will win this series. Both teams are still unsure on who will start the playoffs, which does not bode well for the winner of the series. Buffalo has lots of speed, grit, and determination that has helped pefrom well in the regular season. I think that Philly has too much talent with Forsberg and Gagne to lose. I see the Flyers winning in 6 games.

Written by: Dave Distelrath

NBA Playoff Preview

After 82 games, the NBA is ready to finally head into the playoffs. If the NBA, goes with it's normal schedule, the Finals should be sometime in July of '07. I guess that's what happens when people actually watch a sport (sorry NHL). Here's a look at the first round:

Eastern Conference

(1) Detroit Pistons vs. (8) Milwaukee Bucks

Last year's Eastern Conference representative is at it again, this time with the best record in the NBA. Their opponents are the below .500 Bucks, a team led by the fantastic Michael Redd. The Bucks are definitely a team that can get hot, but in no way will they be able to pull off 4 victories against the Pistons. Consider this a stepping stone, Detroit.

Prediction: Detroit 4-1

(2) Miami Heat vs. (7) Chicago Bulls

The Bulls are young and some people believe they could be a team capable of upsetting the Heat. I just see no way that the Bulls will be able to stop Dwyane Wade, let alone Shaquille O'Neal. Despite not living up to all the hype during the regular season, the Heat are one of the true contenders for the championship.

Prediction: Miami 4-1

(3) New Jersey Nets vs. (6) Indiana Pacers

This is the most intriguing matchup in the first round. I think the Nets would have handled both the Bulls and Bucks just fine, but the Pacers match up fairly well with them. Rick Carlisle is still one of the better coaches in the league and should be able to get a lot out of his team. I really think this could go either way, but I'll stick with Vince Carter and Jason Kidd just to be on the safe side.

Prediction: New Jersey 4-3

(4) Cleveland Cavaliers vs. (5) Washington Wizards

This should be a very entertaining series. On one side you have the biggest names in Lebron James taking on an emerging star in Gilbert Arenas. The Wizards are capable of scoring lots of points every time they hit the court and I think that will be too much for James and company.

Prediction: Washington 4-3

Western Conference

(1) San Antonio Spurs vs. (8) Sacramento Kings

Do you really think the defending champions are going to lose to a team led by Ron Artest? I think not. The Spurs are a smart, physical team that just wears you down. The first round should be no problem for Tim Duncan and crew. At least Shareef Abdur-Raheem can finally say he played in a playoff game.

Prediction: San Antonio 4-0

(2) Phoenix Suns vs. (7) Los Angeles Lakers

This one should be a fun series. Steve Nash is without question my favorite player in the league to watch. Then there's that Kobe Bryant fellow, I hear he's pretty good as well. However, the Suns depth and quickness will be too much for the Lakers to handle.

Prediction: Phoenix 4-2

(3) Denver Nuggets vs. (6) Los Angeles Clippers

The Nuggets have not lived up to their hype this season and have no business being a number 3 seed. I truly believe that this Clipper team is capable of doing damage in the playoffs, and I am going to label them the darkhorse.

Prediction: Los Angeles 4-2

(4) Dallas Mavericks vs. (5) Memphis Grizzlies

The Grizz just can't catch a break. They should have purposely lost for the last month and tried to have landed the Nuggets just so they could finally win their first playoff series. This is perhaps the best Maverick team ever now that coach Avery Johnson (my coach of the year) has made defense a priority. The Grizzlies are a hard-working team, but it would take a miracle to beat the Mavs.

Prediciton: Dallas 4-1

Written by: Brandon Tessoff

Top 10 TV Shows Of The 90s

Always looking for a way to squeeze another top 10 list into the old blog, we here at the Tool Box recently voted for the best shows of the 90s. We decided that the show did not have to originate in the decade, or even have their best years during this time. This was simply any show that had a run in the 90s that the five voters watched during that time. The wait is over and here is the list...

9-10. (Tie) Cheers and Doug

The only thing these two shows have in common is that they were both immensely popular with their target audience. Cheers, despite being a show that was at the top of it's game in the late-80s, continued its dominance in the 90s, often being named amongst the best sitcoms ever. Doug, on the other hand, was one of Nickelodeon's first smash hits, brought in at the same time as Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy as part of the "Nicktoons" collection that still runs strong today.

8. The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

The Fresh Prince was the launching pad for Will Smith. While Smith was unquestionably the star of the show, it was the supporting cast that allowed this show to be considered a modern classic. This is also the last African-American casted show that people of all races truly embraced and for good reason.

7. Frasier

Frasier is one of the rare cases where the spin-off not only succeeded, but where it almost reached the popularity of it's original. Kelsey Grammer was able to turn his success on Cheers into an award-winning show that also won over the hearts of millions of people for 11 seasons on NBC, the network now famous for the amazingly popular spin-off, Joey. Just kidding.

6. Spin City

Spin City is one of the most underrated shows of this era, but not with our voters. Michael J. Fox is one of the great sitcom performers, and his role as Deputy Mayor ranks right up there with any of the work he has ever done. The show went through numerous cast changes, including losing Fox in the next decade, but the quality never really took a hit.

4-5. (Tie) The Drew Carey Show and The Wonder Years

We just can't keep avoiding these ties. The Drew Carey Show was an interesting concept. They took a familiar story, loveable loser and his three friends, and turned it into one of the most over-the-top shows on network television. It baffles me as to how this is no longer mentioned as one of the greatest sitcoms of the last 20 years, but we here at the Tool Box still salute it. The Wonder Years was the show that the whole family watched together. Parents were able to connect with the storylines from their earlier years, while us youngsters were able to look up to Kevin Arnold. The Wonder Years is a show that can make you laugh and cry at the same time, something missing from television today.

3. The Simpsons

The Simpsons perhaps has the biggest cult audience of all time. Most fans will agree that the show really hit it's stride in the 90s, causing it to become the cultural phenomenon we know it to be today. Just when you think Matt Groening and the gang have made fun of everything there is to possibly make fun of, the next episode provides even more laugh out loud moments.

2. Saved By The Bell

If this doesn't prove this list was created by a bunch of 20-somethings, I don't know what would. Often dismissed by those too old for this show when it was out, it was wildly embraced by the youth of America in the early 90s. The cast may not be Emmy Award winners, but they were perfectly placed in this show that is perhaps the best representation of teenagers in the 1990s.

1. Seinfeld

Without question, Seinfeld is the most beloved show of this decade. The show's ratings in syndication are higher than a lot of new shows that are out today. Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine and crew were able to provide us with sayings such as "Yada, yada, yada", "No soup for you!" and countless other moments still used to this day. The DVD sales have been through the roof and the show is revealing no signs of slowing down anytime soon. This show is a no brainer for any "Top 10 Shows Of All Time" list, and was an overwhelming winner with our staff as the best show of the 90s.

A special sorry goes out to Chris Hoelscher. SeaQuest did not make the cut, mostly because the rest of us thought it sucked. For those of you wondering how in the world Friends didn't make this list, well it probably had something to do with the fact that it was, and still is a very overrated show. If you think it's so great, why didn't you watch Joey?

Written by: Brandon Tessoff
Voters: Dave Distelrath, Chris Hoelscher, Joe Serra, Brandon Tessoff, Joe Thomas

Moneen - The Red Tree

"The Red Tree," Moneen's brand new album, lets us all know that they are here to stay. The album kicks off with one of the album's best tracks, "Don't Ever Tell Locke What He Can't Do," and gets you prepared for a hard-hitting, in your face album. Although there are a few slower jams on the album, for the most part, the album continues to bring the rock. However, Moneen has lost some of their...weirdness, for lack of a better word, and it is missed greatly throughout the entire album. There are really no times where you feel as if a song is approaching it's end as it gradually slows itself down, only to come back in rocking harder than it did when it began. There is no "on the edge of your seat" feeling that Moneen used to give you with almost every song. Also, the vocals of lead singer, Kenny Bridges, are much better than they were on previous albums, which is shockingly disappointing. Any Moneen fan will miss the raw energy that used to stream from Bridge's vocal chords as he yelled out just about every one of his lyrics. Not to say that there is no energy in his vocals, because there is clearly still plenty of it...just not quite as much. However, to make up for the improved vocals, Bridge's lyrics are still as good as ever, if not better than before, which is saying a lot considering that he has never failed in the past to lay great lyrics on the table. All of the music on the album is solid, although not as creative as it was on albums prior to "The Red Tree". Moneen uses a lot of 3/4 timing on this album, which is usually pretty annoying when most bands use it, but Moneen does it much better than most by adding extra measures whenever they feel like it and throwing other timings in the middle of the songs as well. The album closes with a track called "The Song I Swore To Never Sing," which is pretty different, even for Moneen. The piano-based track has all kinds of background noise and even some strings on there as well, which is something that Moneen has never done in the past. Every track on this album is solid, but Moneen is just missing some of their charm that you used to have. Overall, I give the album a 3.5 out of 5. It was only $5.99 at Best Buy, so you can't really go wrong there.

Radiohead - OK Computer (Capitol; 1997)

(As a reminder, this is part of my "Favorite Albums" series. I wrote this review in two parts. There were a few weeks between due to changing apartments and adopting a dog. It’s still not completely finished, but I’d like to post it anyway. I’m not sure that I would ever finish talking about this album, because I don’t think I’ll ever fully understand it.)

Growing up in the 90’s was odd. There were no great social movements, no epic wars, nothing to set the decade apart in a historic way from any other era (except a growing fear of the new millennium). From a musical perspective, things were looking vile. Legions of Nirvana copycats rampaged. The internet had been birthed by 1997, but was not extremely accessible (i.e. cable modems) until around 1999. As a result, finding independent music was extremely difficult unless you lived among a great music scene, had a college radio station nearby, or a very knowledgeable older sibling. I had none of the three.

By some terrible misfortune, I didn’t actually purchase this album until 2005. Shame on me. When I finally did buy it, I looked through the album insert. What I saw was absolute chaos. Burning airplanes, a Jesus statue, super highways, misspelled lyrics, and general messiness. When I look back on the mid-90’s, I think the insert matches the general state of things. But then I begin to wonder if that sort of messiness could be unique to any single timeframe. It seems that in every decade there are those who are more aware of the chaotic elements of human society and who are unable to cope with or improve it. Maybe OK Computer was just the epitome of that feeling wrought through music in this time and place. By “place”, I mean outside of America. After all, this album made Radiohead ridiculously popular in the U.S., which shows that although not all people can relate to these sounds and ideas, they are definitely not confined to any single time or place (although they could hold truest in the “democracies” of the U.S. and England).

The album begins with “Airbag,” the perfect introduction to the off-kilter Brit rock that the listener is about to encounter. In less than ten sentences, Yorke describes the disarray that society was moving towards as timed ticked away towards the new millennium. Topics such as war, commercialism, and materialism are touched upon, but in a way that suggests the possibility of overcoming these things. “Paranoid Android” goes through a few distinct movements, including a standard Radiohead guitar rock anthem and a bossa nova acoustic passage. This track also includes the most notable quote of the entire album (“When I am king you will be first against the wall”), and embodies the helplessness so common among people who desire change. “Subterranean Homesick Alien” is a breakthrough for the group, combining sensual keyboards, swooshing guitars, and lyrics about alienation from your environment and peers. The song suggests that Yorke would feel more at home with invaders from space than with the people he’s known his whole life. “Exit Music (For a Film)” demonstrates the sheer power of Yorke’s voice. Close your eyes and imagine a dream (or nightmare) where you try to escape a pursuing foe, hand in hand with the only friend in the world you can trust. “Let Down” goes best with the album artwork; both depict the cluttered world from a person’s everyday point of view. The song points out that life is overwhelming and we’re often let down in our ambitions, but there is still some hope that comes from the utter spectacle that is the world.

“Karma Police” is one of the most recognizable acoustic guitar-driven epics of the 1990’s. Although the musical equation is not a breakthrough by any means, the track is a prime example of the mastery of subtleties shown throughout the album. “Fitter Happier” obviously doesn’t fit in musically with the rest of the album, but is a reflection of the robotic mindlessness displayed by masses of people day in and day out. “Electioneering” blares with the audacity of the greatest British rock, and might be the closest tie musically to Radiohead’s earlier work. “Climbing Up The Walls” is a statement about fear, but mostly from the public perspective and not as it is used by governments to maintain control (but that could spur a “chicken or egg” debate in contemplating which came first). The song is chilling with its buzzing bass progression that opens into an alarming final passage. The video for “No Suprises” will always be remembered as a steady shot of Thom Yorke’s (rather ugly) face in a container filling up with water, only to release and let him breathe at the very end. The xylophone and guitars ring together to create a gentle lull that almost erases the previous song, like a political leader covering up a really nasty secret. “Lucky” provides one of many allusions to airplanes and crashes. Yorke speaks of walking away from a crash as if he hopes to escape the disasterous modern day scene. “The Tourist” is another double sided story. Is Yorke a lost tourist in the seemingly foreign world around him? Or is this just a commentary on the inability of humans to acclimate to things that they don’t understand (displayed in this case by a frustrated tourist)?

I may have gotten carried away in covering each specific song, but I felt that it was necessary. I always knew that this album was magnificent, but I had never taken the time to read the words and really think about the work as a whole. It is only at this point that I can fully understand why this is considered by many to be the best album of the last twenty-five years. Radiohead succeeds in sounding like nothing ever before, while still sticking to the basic guidelines of 90’s British rock. The album shifts between pessimism and optimism throughout. What really makes the difference on this album is the little things. The sounds that you can’t label as any specific instrument. The layers that peel away with each successive listen. The dual meanings and bold ideas of Yorke’s lyrics. The passion that comes alive in every moment of recorded sound.

OK Computer is a modern masterpiece. Radiohead probably knew well before all the critical and commercial approval that it would be near impossible to top or recreate this work. What they would need is a reinvention, and that is exactly what came three years later. But that is a different story…

Top 30 albums of the 1970's

Ever infatuated with lists, we here at the Tool Box have decided to put together our collective knowledge of good music, and give you our list of the 30 greatest albums of the 1970's. There is perhaps no greater decade as far as music goes. The 70's saw the evolution of what we now refer to as "classic rock," and its transition into other musical genre's yet to be explored: Punk, New Wave, Metal, and Funk to name a few. The following artists and albums are listed in no particular order.



Rocket To Russia by The Ramones (1977)

Although often overshadowed by The Ramones self titled first album, Rocket to Russia offers a more polished version of the Ramones revolutionary punk. It's also their strongest set of songs, and arguably their best album.

#1 Record by Big Star (1972)

Perhaps the most underappreciated band of the 70's, Big Star's first release, # 1 Record, is a power-pop gem, and the greatest testament to a band whose influence would certainly outlast their rather brief existence as a band.

Heaven Tonight by Cheap Trick (1978)

Heaven Tonight is the culmination of everything great that Cheap Trick had touched upon in their early albums. Anchored by the witty, infectious arena anthem "Surrender," Heaven Tonight embodies what Cheap Trick is/was as a band--raucous, thrilling, wry and often overlooked.

News Of The World by Queen (1977)

Best known for its tracks: "We are the Champions" and "We Will Rock You," News of the World is Queen fully embracing the arena and the anthem. But tucked between the bombast, and better known tracks are some true gems, an some quintessential Queen.

Nuggets by Various Artists (1972)

Everything you will hear after listening to the Nuggets set will sound a bit more boring and a tad derivative--it's as simple as that. Nuggets is the blueprint for Punk, Garage, Psychedelia . . . ehh just go buy it.

Sunflower by The Beach Boys (1970)

Sunflower is a return to form for the often inconsistent Beach Boys. Its lush harmonies and tight songcraft place it amongst the beach Boys best works.

Cheap Trick by Cheap Trick (1977)

Cheap Trick has never been given the respect they deserve. Their music on this self-titled debut is explosive, hook-laden, subversive, and ironic--characteristics that other bands would later ape without giving Cheap Trick their due credit.

A Night At The Opera by Queen (1975)

Sometimes it's hard to take a Queen album seriously with their genre bending, musical promiscuity, but that's exactly what makes A Night at the Opera so good. Seriously.

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols by The Sex Pistols (1977)

Where the Ramones held the blueprint for the punk rock sound, and the Clash the social conscience that belays punk music, the Sex Pistols embodied what would become the punk rock attitude and aesthetic. This surly, brash, sloppy, "Fuck you and your mother," set of songs is everything punk should be, but rarely is.

Van Halen by Van Halen (1978)

For what it's worth, Van Halen are the Beatles of Hair Metal. Terrible analogy, but anyway, their debut is a thrilling masterpiece of guitar virtuosity, tight pants, testosterone, and good time rock and roll.

The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein by Parliment (1976)

Although not as deep as some of their earlier albums, The Clones . . . is classic Parliment funk: sci-fi, good grooves, and not really ever knowing what's going on inside King George's head.

Who's Next? by The Who (1971)

Built from the wreckage of what was to be their most ambitious album to date, Who's Next is the band expanding on what they'd done previously, while also returning to form. Who's Next rightly deserves its place among the greatest rock n roll records of all time.


Ramones by The Ramones (1976)

The Ramones debut is significant in so many ways that simply naming a few of its characteristics will do it no justice. The only way to understand the Ramones, and their importance is to listen to Ramones . . . and anyway, it will only take 29 minutes of your precious time.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath (1970)

Black Sabbath created metal, and still sound better and fresher than anything that has come out since their self-titled debut. Any fan of "hard" rock MUST listen to this album.

Burnin' by The Wailers (1973)

A strong call for social change underlies nearly every track on this album, but whereas songs that are confrontational in nature can be off-putting and overly self-righteous, the tracks on Burnin' tug upon the inner conscience while retaining their anthemic grooves and cohesiveness. Tracks: "Get Up Stand Up" and "I Shot the Sheriff" remain some of the best ever released under the Wailers, or Marley's name.

Slowhand by Eric Clapton (1977)

Slowhand tends to play like an Eric Clapton "Greatest Hits" album, and that's not to take anything away from it--it's one of the best rock n roll albums of the seventies, or the last 40 years for that matter.

Abraxas by Santana (1970)

Although both of the hits off Abraxas were covers "Black Magic Woman" and " Oye Como Va," Santana proved to be a band unlike any other. Their blending of genres and appreciation of worldly sounds has yet to be topped.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder (1972)

Fusing the motown sound he was known for with a greater social consciousness, Talking Book is one of Stevie Wonder's finest works. Between the subtle calls for change, are also two of Wonder's number one singles, the sunny, yet tender "You are the Sunshine of My Life," and the funk-a-fied, groove-heavy "Superstition."

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkle (1970)

This, the fifth album from Simon and Garfunkle remains one of the prettiest albums ever recorded. There is perhaps no greater testament to friendship than the title track, which is ironic, in that Simon and Garfunkle would begin to split after Bridge Over . . . Be glad they made it through this one though.

What's Going On? by Marvin Gaye (1970)

It is rare that you find a top whatever list of anything that doesn't contain this album, which can of course, turn one off to What's Going On? But look past the hyperbole, because this album IS one of the greatest albums of all time, and with known hits, "Mercy Mercy Me (the Ecology)" and the title track, one can get schooled in music history, and not even realize it.

Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan (1975)

By '75 Dylan had crashed his bike, become a Christian, become a recluse, got into drugs, made a few bad albums, and got divorced, so it is not surprising that Blood on the Tracks are some of Dylan's most wrenching and introspective songs. "If You See Her, Say Hello" is Dylan's call to a past lover, and perhaps the best song he ever wrote.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac (1977)

Both a critical and commercial success, Rumours is the product of a band falling apart, while falling in love (with each other). It is said that pain precedes art, and at the essence of these songs, some of which you would never know by simply listening to them, is the subtle and sometimes not so subtle sound of heart being broken.

Moondance by Van Morrison (1970)

Moondance is quintessential Van Morrison-- a fusion of jazz, soul, blues, folk and celtic mysticism. More accessable than Astral Weeks, Moondance is a perfect introduction to Morrison's unique songcraft.

Imagine by John Lennon (1971)

At times seething with anger and resentment, as well as joviality and sweetness, Imagine is captures Lennon at this best (post-Beatles). Everyone's heard the title track, it's one of the best songs ever written, but there are so many gems on this album ("Jealous Guy" and "Oh Yoko!" to name a few) that one would be foolish to simply listen to track one and move on.

Harvest by Neil Young (1972)

Harvest captures the talents of Young, as both a songwriter and musician better than any of his other works. It had a notable hit with "Heart of Gold" but it's "The Needle and the Damage Done" as well as the other tracks on the album that make it so effective. Young's wobbly croon drips with anger and melancholy throughout the album--leaving a haunting impression that stays with the listener long after the songs have stopped.

Pink Moon by Nick Drake (1972)

Nick Drake sang with a delicate, hushed whisper that makes his music perfect for a Sunday afternoon. His delicate finger picking on Pink Moon is often over-looked, as are his lyrics, which despite comming forth in a fragile timbre, speak of a tortured soul, whom would soon take his own life.

L.A. Woman by The Doors (1971)

L.A. Woman is a return to form of sorts for the Doors, who would again embrace the blues driven rock that they had captured audiences with years before. Faint echos of Jim Morisson beginning to lose himself can be heard in the tracks, but it still provides for some notable hits, including "Love Her Madly" and the rather frightening "Riders on the Storm."

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons (1973)

More rock than country, but more country than rock, Gram Parsons is hard to place, but what he did with Grievous Angel has yet to be replicated. He sings with the voice of a wounded soul, and the accompaniment of Emmylou Harris makes for even more lovelorn sounds. Without this album it's likely that you may have never heard from the likes of the Jayhawks, Wilco, or Ryan Adams.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John (1973)

John's double LP masterwork embodies everything that makes him the genius that he is. The album is sprawling in both scope and sound, but the real magic is within the individual songs, which are some of the richest and most notable that John and Taupin ever created.

Contributers: Chris Hoelscher, Joe Serra, and Brandon Tessoff

WrestleMania Diary

8:56 am - Woke up and for once remembered the time change. All it meant to me is that I was one hour closer to WrestleMania.

10:30 am - Breakfunch time. I went with a heavy carb breakfunch, like the true champion that I am.

12:55 pm - While I worked out, I kept pretending I was Shawn Michaels preparing for his iron man match at WrestleMania XII. If you haven't picked up on this yet, I am Peter Pan. I refuse to grow up.

1:45 pm - I showered and still was unable to get the "GO" off of my chest. Thanks Chris for not having any washable markers.

1:58 pm - I watched the Hall of Fame special from the previous night. I once again shed a tear when they inducted Eddie Guerrero into the Hall.

2:45 pm - I couldn't help myself, so I watched two Eddie matches. Both received a 4 or better.

3:55 pm - I called Buffalo Wild Wings to double check that they were ordering the show. The conversation went like this:
Brandon: "Are you getting wrestling tonight?"
Hostess: "Yes."
Brandon: "Thanks, bye."

5:58 pm - Dave, Chris, Michelle, and I arrive at Buffalo Wild Wings one hour and two minutes early. I was dead set on sitting in the family section, but I got talked into sitting in the bar by a waitress that recognized me. My friends had always called me a loser, but this made it official.

6:22 pm - Justin decided that Woody Woodriffe was quite possibly the greatest name on the planet. I tend to agree.

6:25 pm - We got our food and the first non-wrestling thought popped into my head. I said to myself, "Self, please don't get diarrhea. B-Dubs only has one toilet and it's usually nasty."

6:43 pm - The crew got into a discussion about country music. Chris made fun of his favorite song (the Tim McGraw "sky diving, mountain climbing" one) and said that if he was going to die, he wouldn't be sky diving, he'd be f***ing a prostitute.

7:00 pm - The moment we had all been waiting for has finally arrived. We means me.

7:14 pm - The first glass of the night is broken.

7:18 pm - First match of the night: Kane + Big Show vs. Chris Masters + Carlito. Kane + Big Show win in a pretty crappy match. At least it was short. Unofficial Rating: 1 (out of 5).

7:22 pm - Money In The Bank Ladder Match is next baby. Dave is completely behind Shelton, whereas I am all about RVD.

7:40 pm - RVD wins the match after knocking Matt Hardy and Shelton Benjamin off the ladders and outside the ring. Very good match. Unofficial Rating: 3.75 (out of 5)

7:48 pm - Michelle informs Joe that "the worm guy" bit the thing off of Jillian Hall's face. I was very proud of my beautiful girlfriend. JBL vs. Benoit is next. There is a terrible sign that says "Beef Jerky" next to a picture of beef jerky (duh) and "Beefy Jerk" next to a picture of JBL.

7:57 pm - Justin looked up how to say "cake" in Spanish on his Sidekick. Thank goodness he has that thing. What would we ever do without it?

8:01 pm - JBL wins the US title, making me feel like an idiot for wearing my Benoit shirt. Actually, wearing a wrestling shirt automatically makes me an idiot. It also implies that my wiener is smaller than average. Unofficial Rating: 2.5 (out of 5)

8:08 pm - Edge vs. Foley is next. Blood is expected.

8:14 pm - I inform the table that Mick Foley is on the Brandon Tessoff diet. If you are interested, all you have to do is eat and not work out.

8:17 pm - The Soccer Moms are brought up. They are a fantastic improv group that changed my life.

8:25 pm - Edge defeats Foley by spearing him through a flaming table. Now that's a WrestleMania moment.

8:30 pm - My favorite football announcer, Joe Theisman is shown at WrestleMania. Talk about your BIG TIME celebs. That's UFC quality.

8:33 pm - Booker T + Sharmell vs. Boogeyman is the next match. This diary is horrible.

8:40 pm - Boogeyman wins. At least it was short, but Boogeyman is awful in the ring. Unofficial Rating: .25 (out of 5)

8:44 pm - I'm actually looking forward to a women's match. Trish and Mickie can both do some decent stuff.

8:48 pm - The waitress asks Chris if he wants another beer. Chris replies with "OK" as if he wasn't going to order any more. She really had to pull his leg.

8:51 pm - Much to the crowds liking, Mickie James is the new Women's Champion. The match was good, minus the botched ending. Unofficial Rating: 2.75 (out of 5).

9:03 pm - Mark Henry vs. Undertaker is next. Oh god.

9:14 pm - Undertaker is 14-0. Awesome. Great. Super. Joe actually thought Mark Henry would win since they were "hyping the winning streak". I don't think so Joe. Unofficial Rating: .5 (out of 5). However, there was a clever Undertaker sign, where you could pull his eyes up. I thought it was neat.

9:25 pm - HBK/Vince is next. I'm guessing HBK will do something neat tonight.

9:40 pm - After HBK's insane dive off the ladder, they question of he is alive. JR responds with "I saw them blue eyes". Brilliant.

9:43 pm - Shawn Michaels is victorious. He even pulled out the crotch chops. Classy move by a classy man. Unofficial Rating: 3.25 (out of 5).

9:44 pm - Vince is shown being stretchered out. He becomes the anti-Mike Utley by flicking the crowd off, as opposed to giving the thumbs up.

9:46 pm - WrestleMania 23 is announced and it's going to be at Ford Field. I already knew this, thanks to Wikipedia. The B-Dubs crowd goes wild.

9:51 pm - The Smackdown title match is next. P.O.D. is terrible. Rey Mysterio pays tribute to the Guerrero family by dressing like the Gobbledy Gooker.

9:59 pm - Joe becomes a total mark by yelling "He was tapping!"

10:05 pm - In what should have been the moment of the night, Rey wins the title. Instead, they gave him under ten minutes, denying it of classic status. What a shame. Unofficial Rating: 4 (out of 5).

10:13 pm - The Playboy pillow fight is next. This match proves that wrestling fans are ignorant fools. They actually think one may get naked. They won't.

10:17 pm - Torrie Wilson wins. No nudity is shown. I poop four times a day.

10:24 pm - HHH comes out to the worst entrance ever. Joe wonders if he skinned Snuffalupagus (sp?) and decided to wear it. John Cena's entrance is just as bad. The tommy gun will really get the crowd to like him more.

10:29 pm - The match that has no business being last but is, is underway. The crowd hates Cena as much as I hate bananas. I make Chris stand at least 10 feet away from me when he eats one.

10:51 pm - After a match that had no right to be as long as it was, Cena forces HHH to tap out. The crowd still hates Cena. Unofficial Rating: 2.25 (out of 5). This is as bad as anything I have ever written. Hopefully you quit a long time ago. I am not funny and am a horrible human being. I apologize profusely for attempting to entertain you, but coming up way short. I'm a bad friend/brother/son/boyfriend/human being.

This diary was dedicated to Dave. Good luck on the surgery.

Thanks to everyone for coming with me, hopefully you enjoyed it at least 1.24% as much as I did. If not, then I'm glad I wasted 5 hours of your life.

22 Days Of WrestleMania (#1 Best WrestleMania And Match)

Before I get to the final day of the countdown, I wanted to do a brief WrestleMania 22 preview. The predicted winner will be in bold and my predicted rating (out of 5) for the match will be next to it. I must say that this WrestleMania is one of the hardest to predict, which is definitely a good thing. I wouldn't be surprised to see some "shocking" endings tonight.

Booker T vs. Boogeyman (1.5)
Torrie vs. Candice (0)
Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus (1.75)
Chris Benoit vs. JBL (3)
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (0)
Carlito And Chris Masters vs. Kane And Big Show (1.5)
Rob Van Dam vs. Ric Flair vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Lashley vs. Finlay vs. Matt Hardy (4.25)
Edge vs. Mick Foley (4)
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon (3.75)
John Cena vs. HHH (3)
Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kurt Angle (4.25)

1. WrestleMania X-Seven
This was a no brainer. No WrestleMania, let alone pay-per-view that I've ever seen has come close to topping this show. The card was absolutely stacked and even the filler stuff was watchable. For technical wrestling fans, you had Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit. For brawling fans, you had HHH vs. Undertaker. For fans of more "extreme" wrestling, you had TLC 2 (#4 Best Match). For fans of nostalgia, you had the gimmick battle royal (featuring the Gobbledy Gooker). For fans of wrestling in general, you had the two biggest stars facing off, Austin vs. Rock (#7 Best Match). I remember watching this show in my friend Marc's basement and being completely entertained all four hours. This was the rare show where you didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom because you may miss something. Yes, folks, this is the GREATEST WrestleMania there is. If you were ever to waste your time watching wrestling, this is the one you should go out and watch.

1. Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin (WrestleMania XIII)
WrestleMania XIII was a dud of a show. The card was full of matches that didn't have that WrestleMania feel. Of course there was one exception, and it saved the show from being the next WrestleMania IX. In 1996-97, the greatest feud was the Bret Hart/Steve Austin feud. Heck, the best feud ever was the Bret Hart/Steve Austin feud. They put on countless classic matches together, but none better than this one right here. This is not only my favorite WrestleMania match, it's my favorite match period. It's amazing how a "fake" sport can be so intense. You truly believed that these two guys hated each other, making the match all the more entertaining. No one will forget Steve Austin, with blood gushing out of his forehead, passing out while in the sharpshooter, causing guest referee Ken Shamrock to call the match. Austin's walk back to the locker room was greeted by a standing ovation, and one that was very much deserved. I still believe that when we reach WrestleMania 122, this will still be the greatest match in the greatest wrestling event.

Hockey Championship Review

Since the Tool Box was gracious enough to hire me I figure I must start earning my money (all $0). However, I feel like I should post once in awhile unlike another member I will call mcfrostee7, just kidding Mike. Since I am the “sports” person of the Tool Box, I will give my recap of yesterday’s big showdown between FSA and the Mercury Grinders. Before I get to the game, I want to give a quick shout out to the following people:

Brandon Tessoff: For coming to the game and the bar afterwards, even though he was clearly very tired and does not drink. Brandon was ballsy enough to paint his chest and stood the entire game showing his undying support for the Mercury Grinders. He is not a big fan of hockey, however he is a great friend and an even better person who came and showed his support regardless. I hope that Brandon’s big day on Sunday goes better then mine did.

Chris Hoelscher: For coming to the game and bar afterwards. It took no convincing Chris to come to the bar afterwards as he is always up for a good time, especially when there is beer involved. I clearly mean that in the best way possible. Chris also made an amazing championship banner that unfortunately has no use for the Grinders. Like Brandon, Chris was ballsy enough to paint his chest and stand for the whole game, even when the Grinders were getting shellacked. Chris also does not like hockey, but is a good friend and person who supported the team anyways. I do apologize for waking him up at 6:20 in the morning on Saturday. It was clearly a brutal move on my part.

Lori Cooper: She could be biggest Grinders fan around. She is at almost every game, even the 11:45 games showing her support for her favorite player Justin Carmichael. The trend continues as Lori does not like hockey as well, but she still came to the championship game, and the bar afterwards. Lori is a super person and will make a great teacher, and I hope she keeps coming to future games.

Michelle Jaworski: Michelle was generous enough to come to the game and bar as well. Like all the others she is not a big fan of hockey(I sense a trend, maybe that’s why the NHL went on strike), however she still made it out to multiple games this year, and was very supportive of the teams effort even though we played brutal last night. She is clearly by far one of the nicest people I know, and with out question the best CARE supervisor around.

Joe Serra: This was his first Grinders game of the year, and unfortunately he picked a brutal one to attend. However it was great to have him in attendance as he informed me of what was taking place in the stands and how my game could possibly be improved. Joe actually kind of likes hockey, as he has been wearing his Team Sweden jersey with pride of late. Besides coming to the game Joe made it out to the bar as well afterwards, even though he has a huge elementary education test today. I wish Joe the best of luck on that test, and I clearly know he will do a phenomenal job on his test, unlike his brutal bracket.

Maria Buscemi: No relation to the Great Steve Busecemi. This was also her first Grinders game of the season. It may have been her first hockey game ever. I still do not know why she came (actually I think I do, but not going to say anything so I don’t get clipped) as she does not like hockey but I guess she is a very supportive friend. She is going to be an outstanding teacher, and it’s been great getting to know her this year. For the few of you who do not know, she’s having a birthday party at Boogy Fever next Saturday. It was clearly a generous move on her part coming to the game and bar afterwards. The Grinders hope she will come to more in the future.

Kristin Zajak: I hope I spelled her last name right, I’m sure I did not and apologize if it’s incorrect. Like Maria, I have no clue why she came, but very appreciative that she did. She came to the game and the bar, even though she had a huge elementary test on Saturday, and also does not like hockey. Unlike the Grinders, she will not perform brutal on her test, and ultimately she will clearly do a phenomenal job on the test. Kristin is an outstanding person and one of the best dancers I have ever seen, and its been great getting to know her this yr. The Grinders were extremely grateful to have her in attendance, and hope she is back for more games in the future. Although it would be totally understandable if she never came again after last night’s brutal performance.

Grinders bEATEN Again in Title Game
By Dave Distelrath

Troy, MI---For the third consecutive year the Mercury Grinders had an unbelievable regular season, and for the third straight year they came up empty when it counted most. This time the Grinders were thoroughly overmatched and outplayed by FSA in the C- Adult League Championship on Friday night at the Troy Sports Center.
The final score was 7-1 and it may not have been that close
“We worked so hard to get to this game. I really thought this was going to be the year. It hurts a lot, said a dejected captain Justin Carmichael. Take nothing away from them, they played a great game. We made mistakes, and they capitalized on them. However, I think we came out a little flat early on and that’s inexcusable at this level, with so much ridding on this game.”
FSA was clearly the aggressor of the two teams, as they scored two goals in the first five minutes, and never looked back. The first came on a one timer right in front of Grinder goalie Shane Smokoski. The second came on a scramble in front of the net.
“We have a lot of respect for that club in that locker room. They were Regular Season Champions, but each game we played them was decided by only one goal. We played a phenomenal game, and deserved to win. I am really proud of our team,” said FSA captain Dog “the bounty” Hunter.
Even the return of forward Dave Distelrath who played with a metal spike in his shoulder, could not do anything to slow down FSA. Distelrath brought some energy and passion with him in his first game back since he broke his collarbone back in early January against CCCP. Although he was able to register an assist on a lovely pass to Troy Fischer for the Grinders only tally, he was hesitant on the ice, and he himself was disappointed in his play
“As great as it was to be back on the ice, it really hurts to have the outcome that we did. We did not show up tonight, we have no business losing by six goals in a championship game. We let our fans down, and most importantly we let our selves down. I am a goal scorer, I need to score, and I should have had at least two tonight. It was downright brutal,” said Distelrath.
It seemed that every time the Grinders seem to build momentum, FSA would quickly end any hope by scoring another goal. After the second period it was 6-1, and for all purposes it was over. FSA out shot the Grinders 23-10, but many of the Grinders chances came from the point, not in the prime scoring areas.
“They played as a team, we did not. We hung our goaltender out to dry on many occasions. He had no chance on them. He made some big saves, but we did not pick him up on the offensive end, said All Star defenseman Marc Granger. I can’t question the effort of the team because it was clearly evident we were trying. Unfortunately we just could not execute. They got two early goals and took us out of our game. Hockey is measured by results, and we did not get any positive results tonight. We had a great year but came up short again. It’s a tough pill to swallow but hopefully a good learning experience for us.”
The pain on the Grinders face was evident by all, but could really be seen on veteran defenseman Dave Browning’s face after the game as he was near tears.
“In my 17 years of playing hockey, I have never played with a better group of guys. They care about each other so much, put individual statistics on hold, and focus on the team. I do not know how many years I have left in me, and who knows if we will reach this game again. This is absolutely frustrating. We overcame injuries and suspensions, and I thought this was our time. I really do not know what to tell you.”
After overcoming all the adversity the Grinders could not get it done when it mattered most, and they will have another off season to reflect on what could have been.

22 Days Of WrestleMania (#2 Best WrestleMania And Match)

2. WrestleMania X
As you may have seen from my past posts, two of the matches featured on this card made my top 10 matches. That basically guarantees that it's a top 10 WrestleMania. But something else happened on this night that must be mentioned. This was the first WrestleMania without Hulk Hogan. Hmm, interesting. The first great WrestleMania is the one with out Hogan? You don't say. Yes folks, it's true, I give the Hulkster no love, and this pay-per-view backs me up. This show is a classic, and I have to say part of that reason is because they let their talent shine. Was Owen Hart a big draw in 1994? Of course not, but they let him go out and wrestle their top guy and WIN. Then they have Bret defeat the then "mighty" Yokozuna later on that night, causing the locker room to come out and celebrate. This was Vince's apology to Bret for not having the confidence in him at WrestleMania IX. And then there's that ladder match. Shawn Michaels proved why he was picked as my WrestleMania MVP by putting on a performance for the ages. That's not to take away from Razor Ramon, who was a very capable athlete as well. While there were some questionable decisions (Adam Bomb vs. Earthquake, Lex Luger vs. Yokozuna), for the time this was THE great WrestleMania and it still stands tall today.

2. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH (WrestleMania XX)
As I posted yesterday, this is my personal favorite WrestleMania moment. I am a huge fan of Chris Benoit and I truly believe this to be his finest match. Even the so-called ego-maniacs, Michaels and HHH, seemed to have no problem making Benoit look like a champion we could believe in. It was nice that for this moment, it seemed that the WWE was actually rewarding an individual for all of his hard work, a thank you for all of the great matches he provided us with. You know when you get chills from something that is pre-determined, you know it is something special.