Sunday, July 23, 2006

The Tool Box Five (For Fighting) For 7/16 To 7/22

1. CLERKS II
An absolutely incredible comedy that everyone should see. Well, as long as you're not easily offended that is. Randal, who steals the show, has moved up in my View Askewniverse power rankings, possibly directly behind Brodie. Sick burn.

2. One Night Only
Monday night, Dave and Justin decided to have Raw at their house and I must admit it was a big success. Thanks for going out of the way with the snacks and such. It was such a hit that I even returned Tuesday night. Thanks guys.

3. At Least It's Not Rascal Flatts
Friday night I went with my sister to go see the Goo Goo Dolls and Counting Crows at Pine Knob. While neither are the "manliest" bands in the world, it was a solid show, with the Dolls proving they were definitely worthy of being the headliners.

4. Seven Of The Lambs
After years of saying I would watch it, I finally sat down and watched the movie Seven. As far as movies in the crime/thriller category go, this definitely ranks up with the best I've ever seen. Good acting, good story, and good directing usually make for a good movie.

5. Whooo!
I added another wrestling book to my collection, Ric Flair's To Be The Man. It looks like a winner to me. Thanks Chris.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

The Tool Box Five (For Fighting) For 7/9 To 7/15

Once again, these are in no particular order.

1. Tecmo Super Bowl Champions
The Lions, who went 15-1 during the regular season, were able to defeat the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl 27-21 in overtime. Despite losing Barry Sanders in the NFC Championship, the Lions were able to win their first Super Bowl behind MVP Rodney Peete.

2. ECW One Night Stand DVD
A definite great purchase, this event was just as good the second time. Coming along with the first ever ECW pay-per-view, Barely Legal, this was quite the package deal.

3. CDeez Nutz
As expected, the new Butch Walker album is well worth your hard earned money, but the real surprises of the week are the used albums I picked up. Bruce Springsteen's double album The River and U2's Joshua Tree proved to be worthy additions to my collection.

4. Justin Time
A thank you goes out to Justin who not only bought me a hearty dinner at Chipolte, but also accompanied me in swimming in his pool, used CD shopping, watching a subpar Saturday Night's Main Event, counting how many of the top 500 albums we own (102 combined), and running up to Meijer. Thanks bud.

5. Grinding
Attending a game for the first time since the unfortunate championship game, the Grinders put on quite a showing for their legions of fans. Both Dave Distelrath and Marc Granger scored in their 7-4 victory over a bunch of old men.

Monday, July 10, 2006

The Postal Service - Give Up (Sub Pop; 2003)

The fourth album in my all time favorites series is quite different. It’s a fairly recent release and it was created as a side project, not by a true band. It’s important to note that this is a full-fledged album. I read somewhere recently that OK Computer might have been the last great album in the traditional sense. Many seem to believe that the internet and digital music have transferred the emphasis back to single tracks, as opposed to whole albums. However, I disagree with this claim. I think that there are still great albums, even if tracks are pushed on the internet like egg rolls at a Chinese jumbo buffet. You just have to look harder to find the best albums, and you have to spend more time letting them sink in.

What stays with me the longest from my favorite music is the feeling I get ever single time I listen. Often those feelings come from pleasant associated memories (view all my seasonal mix CD’s for example), but sometimes it can be purely created by the album. The beauty of Give Up is that both are true. The music stimulates my mind with the catchy rythyms and emotive lyrics, but there are also many incredible memories evoked. I close my eyes and it’s the spring of 2003 at Michigan State University. The world is coming alive. I’m sitting outside with friends, barbecuing, having a beer. I have someone to love and who loves me. The Michigan twilight shines through the tree branches and I feel the grass on my toes. But enough of that…

The most vital quality about Give Up, in my mind, was its power in heightening awareness of independent music. I was introduced to it through MSU’s Impact 89 FM radio station, where the tracks “Such Great Heights” and “Clark Gable” were played in regular rotation. Then I returned home for the summer to discover (through my younger brother) that everyone at my old high school was listening to the same music. So Give Up was essentially a major step in the right direction for modern music. Many people’s attentions are beginning to turn away from commercial radio and towards something better.

The Postal Service is Ben Gibbard, of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello, who has been praised for his ability to cross indie rock with electronica. They reportedly got their name from their initial method of music composition. They would exchange bits and pieces through the mail (although maybe it was email, which would further add to the progressive nature of the album). This indie electronica really rests in a world of its own. Sure, some of it could be compared to Bjork or even Radiohead, but not consistently. Gibbard brought in his quirky songwriting with regular influences like the Smiths, and Tamborello brought a unique blend of beats and sonic trimmings reminiscent of 80’s new wave. The result is something like Phil Collins vs Daft Punk (the group did cover Collins’ easy rock hit “Against All Odds”). Then add on backing vocals from Jenny Lewis (of Rilo Kiley) and Jen Wood, and you have all the ingredients for a damn good musical concoction.

So what about the songs? An album is made up of songs, right? Well, some bands lose focus when making such inventive sound and aren’t able to congeal their ideas into effective songs. Luckily, that is not the case here. “Such Great Heights” is one of the catchiest tracks on the album (and was later covered by Iron and Wine for the Garden State soundtrack). The opening beeps give way to scratchy drums and Gibbard’s guitars, and the tale of long distance love helps to make this a sure winner. “Nothing Better” is one of my personal favorites. It’s a sort of argument between Gibbard and Wood playing partners in a failed relationship. Gibbard’s character is still in love, but Wood’s is ready to move on and explore other things. She feels that his romantic idealism is contrived. Hopefully there will be a sequel (preferably on a second Postal Service album) where the girl realizes what she’s lost. “Clark Gable” is another amazing song. It’s both a bittersweet tale of a man looking for wholesome, mutual love and a parody of the way we live through movies, basing our hopes and dreams on them. Instead of fading out, the album keeps raising the stakes. “We Will Become Silhouettes” touches on issues of mortality before breaking into ambient techno for the finale, and “Brand New Colony” opens with a keyboard riff straight out of a mid-80’s video game. “Natural Anthem” is a fitting closer as the song explodes into a chaotic fusion of whirlwind noises.

Recently in someone’s MySpace profile music section, they exclaimed that they liked “anything that makes me feel…” This made me think about my favorite music. Give Up not only reminds me of certain times when I felt great, but it also makes me feel great every time I listen to it. It’s mystical but accessible, progressive but reflective, classic pop but also novel digital sound. Give Up is an astonishing album. It shows that you can keep your feet on the ground and face the sadness and joy in life, but once in a while you can escape to a place in your mind that only you will know. And it will be wonderful.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

The Tool Box Five (For Fighting) From 7/2 To 7/8

I forgot to mention last week that these are mentioned in no particular order, just the order they come to mind.

1. Brian Vander Ark Concert
Typically BVA is either known as the "guy who wrote 'The Freshmen'" or not known at all, he is without a doubt Michigan's best kept secret. He has released two stellar solo albums in the past couple of years and really knows how to put on a good acoustic show. Go to www.brianvanderark.com to listen to his new album.

2. Tecmo Super Bowl
Lately, I've been playing my original NES and my new addiction is this game. I'm 10-0 with the Lions and plan on making a strong playoff run. Obviously, I still don't have a real job.

3. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Although not as strong as the original, this is still a fun movie that most could definitely enjoy. As usual, Johnny Depp steals the show but the rest of the cast more than pulls their own weight.

4. Stupid Karaoke
After years of talking about it, I finally made my karaoke debut with Chris to the song we always planned on doing, "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That). After really nailing the first part, the CD was unable to finish the song, leaving me disappointed for the rest of the night.

5. Farewell To A Couple Steve's And A Ben
In the last week, Detroit lost three of it's biggest names: Steve Yzerman, Ben Wallace, and Steve Moore. I wish them all the best of luck.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Top 10 TV Comedies

In honor of the lack of new programming on during the summer, and my TV being busted, here are my picks for the best TV comedies of the past twenty years:

10. Futurama- Often overlooked in favor of more popular cartoons, Futurama was created by the Simpsons genius, Matt Groening, and featured the adventures of a package delivery crew set in the year 3000. Always creative and smart, Futurama utilized the malleable setting of a future in which everything is possible to take the viewer on a wild romp, satirizing everyone from Richard Nixon to the WNBA. Futurama toiled in the shadow of the Simpsons, never quite receiving mainstream popularity, but achieved cult status, and based on the strength of its syndication ratings is poised to make a return with new episodes on Comedy Central.

9. Scrubs- Starring previously unknown actor Zach Braff and a talented ensemble cast that features Donald Faison and John C. McGinley, Scrubs attempts the difficult balance of humor in a serious, often tragic setting. While dramas such as ER achieved success with a sober and mostly realistic look into the challenges faced by our hospitals, Scrubs went in the other direction, choosing instead to make light of life and death issues with an ever-increasingly ridiculous shtick that includes a barbershop quartet, a TV series about hospital vampires (Dr. Acula, get it?), and the sophomoric antics of Braff and Faison, who share the combined maturity of frat boy pledges.

8. Curb Your Enthusiasm- Larry David, the genius behind Seinfeld, proves that lightning can strike twice, with this brilliant HBO comedy that is often unscripted, and even more often funny. Set in L.A., Larry does not have to do much acting as he plays himself, a semi-retired comedy writer who manages to get himself into a series of hilarious problems, due to some combination of his obnoxiousness, rudeness or just plain bad luck. There are far too many highlights to list them all here, but let's just say he manages to piss off Joseph from a manager performance, owns a racist dog, picks up a hooker to use the carpool lane, is almost murdered by a gangsta rapper, and endears himself to his Jewish bretheren by inadvertendly preventing a baptism. This would be higher if not for its similarity to Seinfeld.

7. Cheers- I admittedly do not watch this show with great regularity, but I felt I would be remiss if I did not include it. This seemingly average show about some friends hanging out at a Boston bar managed to last twelve years, spawn a successful, long-running sitcom of its own (Frasier) and launch many careers: Woody Harrelson, Ted Danson, and Kirstie Alley (although I wish we could un-launch that one).

6. Friends- NBC picked up Friends in 1994, a show about 6 20-somethings living together in New York starring people no one had heard of at the time. 10 years and $1 million per episode later (plus syndication fees), Friends had become a international phenomenon that enthralled every member of white Americans. Millions of loyal viewers soon spawned making any real friends and instead huddled around the TV every Thursday to hang out with characters that were both more beautiful and witty than anyone you could meet on the streets of, for example, Duluth, Minnesota. Friends did not have Cheers' luck with spinoffs, as the Joey experiment was an utter disaster.

5. The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart- originally hosted by Greg Kinnear, than Craig Kilborn, and finally settling on Jon Stewart, it seems to improve every year, hitting its peak in its "Indecision 2004" coverage of the 2004 elections. Stewart has perfected the satirical news show, slicing up all our national leaders and pundits with an often acerbic tone that belies the frustration that many liberals and independents alike feel towards the general state of affairs in our country. It has become a stepping stone for comic actors, as alum Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert have gone on to much bigger things post-Daily Show.

4. Family Guy- Seth MacFarlane follows the path carved out by the Simpsons, and creates a cartoon about an overweight idiot, with a much hotter wife, 2 adolescent kids, and a baby (sound familiar?). But FG would not be this high on my list if not for its uniqueness. Largely ignored by viewers the first time around (except for yours truly, I am proud to say I have been a fan since the beginning), MacFarlane created a niche with his fast-moving jokes, flashbacks, and innumerably obscure pop cultural flashbacks so diverse that no one person could truly appreciate all of them. Much like Futurama, FG languished due to the ineptness of Fox executives, only to be resurrected by loyal fans who had purchased DVD's in record numbers and made the Cartoon Network look smart for picking it up on syndication.

3. Arrested Development- I feel this show deserves an entire blog entry, but I will restrain myself to one paragraph. Narrated by Ron Howard and centering around one man's (Jason Bateman's) failing efforts to keep a dysfunctional family afloat, Arrested Development has possibly the best writing and ensemble acting of any show since Seinfeld. The Bluths are dysfunctional to the extent that they could include the likes of the Menendez brothers or Jonbenet Ramsey's parents (although they don't actually kill anyone). There is the youngest son who has a crush on his cousin, the sister who will take up any cause without actually truly caring, her husband, the always homoerotic brother-in-law, the one-handed, slightly-retarded brother, the failed-magician deadbeat dad other brother, the alcoholic, racially insensitive mother, and the father who merely is trying to stay out of jail. This show created such a rabid following that some University of Michigan Law Students created a club in hopes of saving it. Alas, they failed, and 3 brilliant series is all we'll ever have.

2. The Simpsons- Starting off as a feature on the Tracey Ullman show in the late-80's, no one could have predicted the cultural and financial impact it would have on America. At first defined by lame catchphrases such as "Don't Have a Cow, Man" and "Eat My Shorts" the Simpsons evolved into an entire world of ground-breaking and wildly imitable characters and plotlines that defined our generation. Every male born between the years 1978 and 1988 knows the words to the Mr. Plow song or can recite many of the one-liners that blundering father Homer Simpson states with regularity.

1. Seinfeld- "The show about nothing", Seinfeld managed to do what many of the above shows struggled to do; achieve critical success, in addition to massive popularity that still exists today. Combined with shows like Friends and the Simpsons, Seinfeld seemed to define the 90's, introducing many phrases into our national lexicon, such as "the puffy shirt", "sponge-worthy", and "shrinkage." Seinfeld seemed to transcend television and obtain a popularity and relevance reserved for more important things than a simple show with four friends hanging out, and doing, essentially nothing. Seinfeld had an unsatisfying finale, but followed the advice of George Costanza in ending the show before it became old hat: "always leave on a good note."

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The Tool Box Five (For Fighting) From 6/25 To 7/1

The newest feature here at the Tool Box is a rip off (imagine that) of most magazine's "Hot List". These were the top 5 things that happened during the week.

1. Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam On ECW
As far as television matches go, this is about as good as it gets. Two of the top performers of the last decade, squared off in a entertaining battle for ECW gold.

2. Taking Back Sunday/Angels And Airwaves Concert
Two bands that may not be the "hippest" and possibly will be forgotten in 10 years, but it was one heck of a show. Both bands had headliner feels to them, and all in all it was a terrific double bill.

3. "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional
The song from Spider-Man 2 was put on the new album as a secret track and no one is happier about it than me. I believe it to be their finest song, and while the new album is very solid, this made my day.

4. The Food Up North At The Hoelscher's Cottage
Some of the best burgers I've ever eaten, not to mention some smoked beef and roasted corn. Someone made some pretty darn good brownies later on as well.

5. 4 Day Weekend
Yes folks, this will be my only time off all summer long and unfortunately it is all over. I will catch you all next week for the Tool Box Five.

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